Kitchen Maledictions

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Remembering Betty Jane

Vegan chocolate cream pie, the first attempt

You could make this kale salad with iceburg lettuce instead...

Hey men! Eat vegtables you weirdos!

Strawberry hazelnut bakewell tart: one of my best

Very good beans, and why it doesn't taste like grandma's

Photo-free Pesach

Crushing depression, and (vegan) meringues

For Vashti, who said no and was heard

What do you long to eat?

The Universal Nightmare + a version of Tau Hu Kho (vegan)

Anxiety spirals, a breakfast you can put in the freezer

Use the damn palmolive (homemade raspberry oreos)

Kale Talk

Why cook? (Chocolate Babka)

Why not make yourself happy? (Pasta with kale and toasted breadcrumbs)

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