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Emergency noodles
Not too long ago a friend came by after a work party. I wasn’t sure if she was eating at the work party, so I wound up not making enough dinner for her…
Mar 22
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February 2024
Braised greens and beans
Budget cooking, for unemployed boys
Feb 5
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January 2024
Plum and garlic "spare ribs" (tofu) + make your own plum sauce, if you must
I’ve been working for the last three years at a place that is truly terrible. It has been spared the title of “worst place I’ve ever worked” just…
Jan 22
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Stovetop macaroni for the lactose intolerant
Okay so this is a recipe for stovetop macaroni, with broccoli in it. It is maybe the most “food for Lad” imaginable (is Lad the name of the husband of…
Jan 8
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December 2023
Red bean walnut loaf cake (팥 호두 케이크)
Sort of christmas colored? idk
Dec 27, 2023
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CSA zero: radicchio tuna pasta
Here’s a recipe inspired by the fact that I had some radicchio in my refrigerator. Compelling stuff, I know! I realized a little while ago that my style…
Dec 11, 2023
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CSA zero: broccoli carrot tofu stir fry
Plus: a hot tip for those radishes
Dec 7, 2023
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November 2023
a chocolate croissant and an earl grey with almond milk
One thing that I will always remember about the morning my dad was killed is that I was eating a chocolate croissant, and drinking an earl grey with…
Nov 28, 2023
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CSA zero: Leek, mibuna and corn ramen for one
I had my eye on a version of this recipe for months, I’d kept it saved in my bookmarks manager optimistically tagged “csa” but I wound up never getting…
Nov 10, 2023
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October 2023
October CSA kimchi, leek miso, plus dinner with leek miso!
This was a huge win for using kinda scraggly looking vegetables in my refrigerator. Preservation! I made a quick kimchi and leek miso. Leek miso isn’t…
Oct 16, 2023
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September 2023
Fake Cantonese style ramen... and tofu... with green beans
sure why not!
Sep 26, 2023
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Apples and honey (frangipane) for Rosh Hashanah
A brief correction from my last newsletter: I later received information that I am in fact friends with the person I went to see baseball with (cool…
Sep 14, 2023
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