Archive - Kitchen Maledictions

Men like to shake my hand after I help them make a candle

A recipe for chicken

Apr 18 •

March 2025

Moms Night Out; the Nose

Stories from the candle mines

Mar 18 •

February 2025

A life for two, protein calorie goo

Something that I have had the misfortune to learn in the last few months is that when your life is set up for two people, and then suddenly you are…

Feb 17 •

January 2025

I wanted a job and then I found a job

Listen I could be MORE miserable for sure

Jan 27 •

MFK Fisher eating processed food on Buford Highway

A recipe for tofu pancakes

Jan 3 •

December 2024

Fried Quinoa with Cooked Vegetables from Your Refrigerator

I spent the last few months not updating my newsletter, but don’t worry, I was still writing: my cover letter and resume again, and again, and again.

Dec 5, 2024 •

November 2024

Chocolate Earl Grey and Lavender Pie (vegan)

Someone recently referred to a dinner party that I attended as “friendsgiving” a word which makes me want to puke.

Nov 19, 2024 •

September 2024

Some thoughts on food from a box

A part of my recent “not having much money” lifestyle has included rotating through all of the various meal delivery boxes.

Sep 24, 2024 •

This is a salad, but what am I

Radicchio bean salad with pesto dressing

Sep 4, 2024 •

August 2024

"Are you comfortable in a conservative environment?"

And a Nectarine Museli Breakfast Cake

Aug 16, 2024 •

Tiramisu for Noah

At a certain point in a relationship you’ve shared most everything that can be shared.

Aug 5, 2024 •

July 2024

Chicken breast in the rice cooker (for dogs)

Miss Noodle is getting old.

Jul 23, 2024 •

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