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Men like to shake my hand after I help them make a candle
A recipe for chicken
Apr 18
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Malachi
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Men like to shake my hand after I help them make a candle
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March 2025
Moms Night Out; the Nose
Stories from the candle mines
Mar 18
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Malachi
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Moms Night Out; the Nose
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February 2025
A life for two, protein calorie goo
Something that I have had the misfortune to learn in the last few months is that when your life is set up for two people, and then suddenly you are…
Feb 17
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Malachi
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A life for two, protein calorie goo
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January 2025
I wanted a job and then I found a job
Listen I could be MORE miserable for sure
Jan 27
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Malachi
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I wanted a job and then I found a job
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MFK Fisher eating processed food on Buford Highway
A recipe for tofu pancakes
Jan 3
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Malachi
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MFK Fisher eating processed food on Buford Highway
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December 2024
Fried Quinoa with Cooked Vegetables from Your Refrigerator
I spent the last few months not updating my newsletter, but don’t worry, I was still writing: my cover letter and resume again, and again, and again.
Dec 5, 2024
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Malachi
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Fried Quinoa with Cooked Vegetables from Your Refrigerator
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November 2024
Chocolate Earl Grey and Lavender Pie (vegan)
Someone recently referred to a dinner party that I attended as “friendsgiving” a word which makes me want to puke.
Nov 19, 2024
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Malachi
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Chocolate Earl Grey and Lavender Pie (vegan)
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September 2024
Some thoughts on food from a box
A part of my recent “not having much money” lifestyle has included rotating through all of the various meal delivery boxes.
Sep 24, 2024
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Malachi
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Some thoughts on food from a box
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This is a salad, but what am I
Radicchio bean salad with pesto dressing
Sep 4, 2024
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Malachi
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This is a salad, but what am I
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August 2024
"Are you comfortable in a conservative environment?"
And a Nectarine Museli Breakfast Cake
Aug 16, 2024
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Malachi
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Tiramisu for Noah
At a certain point in a relationship you’ve shared most everything that can be shared.
Aug 5, 2024
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Malachi
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July 2024
Chicken breast in the rice cooker (for dogs)
Miss Noodle is getting old.
Jul 23, 2024
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Malachi
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