Kitchen Maledictions

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Stories from the candle mines
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Malachi
A life for two, protein calorie goo
Something that I have had the misfortune to learn in the last few months is that when your life is set up for two people, and then suddenly you are…
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Malachi
I wanted a job and then I found a job
Listen I could be MORE miserable for sure
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Malachi
MFK Fisher eating processed food on Buford Highway
A recipe for tofu pancakes
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Malachi
Fried Quinoa with Cooked Vegetables from Your Refrigerator
I spent the last few months not updating my newsletter, but don’t worry, I was still writing: my cover letter and resume again, and again, and again.
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Malachi
Chocolate Earl Grey and Lavender Pie (vegan)
Someone recently referred to a dinner party that I attended as “friendsgiving” a word which makes me want to puke.
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Malachi
Some thoughts on food from a box
A part of my recent “not having much money” lifestyle has included rotating through all of the various meal delivery boxes.
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Malachi
Kitchen Maledictions
Kitchen Maledictions
Recipes and writing. I have like four vegan chocolate pudding pie recipes.
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