Trying to make it: vegan key lime pie

Here's how I try to formulate a recipe

When I was a teen I had a food blog. It was a boom era for cooking blogs, and I wanted to be a journalist, and I heard that the best way to break into journalism was to have a blog that you updated regularly.

A neighbor asked me back then to make her a vegan key lime pie recipe, and I said “no, that sounds hard.” But… over a decade later, I’m lactose in…